The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking
man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,
skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain
dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,
scooter driving wildman.
He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the
hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new
man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at
Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
