While fucking a girl in the ass a guy picks up a heavy, blunt object and hits her in the back of the head, rendering her unconcious. He then grabs her hair, stands up with her still on his dick, and walks around the room speaking and moving her head like a dummy
Dude, my wife told me to quit drinking or else she would leave me, so I gave her the ventriliquist last night.
by John April 20, 2005