veggiganda

The deliberate, systematic attempt to shape perceptions, manipulate cognitions, and direct behavior to achieve a response that furthers the veggigandist.

Dude have you read this new book it is such a load of veggiganda, we wouldn't have canine teeth if we weren't supposed to eat meat!

veggiganda by JSD_21 June 25, 2007

Veggigina 

Noun: A male vegetarian with a vagina.

Noun: Something a man grows upon the lack of meat consumption. The lack of meat causes the penis to suck in and form a vaginal type structure. Symptoms include being Indian, eating ramen without the flavoring, sitting down while urinating and just being a little bitch. The growth of a veggigina can also cause separations from friends because going to manly places like all you can eat buffets has no attractive qualities because it's not worth it.

Anuj: Hey can you order me two avocado and cream cheese sushi rolls?
Tomo: Wait you want two faggot rolls? Oh yea thats right you have a veggigina nevermind.

Mark: Hey remember that time that you almost grew a veggigina becuase you only ate like vegetables and shit
Gustavo: Yea i noticed my dick was starting to suck in so i had to stop.

Adam: Hey do you guys want to go to an all you can eat seafood buffet?
Gautam: No I'm a vegetarian so that gives me an excuse to be Indian too and not spend money
Matt: I dont see the advantage of going to a place where mainly flesh from living animals is sold as food.
Adam: Oh thats right i forgot you guys have veggiginas.
Cess: Adam's a bitch

Veggigina by buttsecks24/7 September 14, 2010