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veeetard 

A retarded person who has no skills with talking and all he can say is simple sounds like- Rahhh,Veee, ME ME ME MI MO MOO, pe pe pe pe,roar,or ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Origin- there is a retard house behind my own house, there is a retard and he is fenced in and he walks around outside making the sounds i described farter up.His best friend is a sock that he flicks against his thighs.
"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,"said Phil

"Damnit Phil, you are such a veeetard,"screamed Gary.
veeetard by Garrett Wright December 15, 2004

vegetard 

A retarded vegetarian; more specifically, a vegetarian that thinks that scientific information regarding human digestion and evolution is wrong and that humans did not evolve to eat meat despite all scientific evidence to the contrary.
A vegetarian in a chatroom rejected scientifically proven facts about human evolution. Such a vegetard.
vegetard by exploding raccoons February 21, 2015
Related Words

vegetardo 

Pretending to be vegetarian but then eating meat regardless sometimes.
Dude 1: "She ate meat while being vegetarian."
Dude 2: "Yeah that's called a vegetardo."
vegetardo by Sebi6000 April 20, 2022

Vegetard 

One stuck in a vegetative state.
Terri Schiavo is such a vegetard.
Vegetard by Aaaen April 1, 2005

vegetardian 

A vegetarian who just cannot stop annoying everyone around him. They constantly try to force their vegetarian "beliefs" on everyone else, even going so far as to RUIN a perfectly good BBQ with friends because everyone worries about bringing vegetarian-friendly food just to make them happy. A Vegetardian is a close cousin to the Catholics.
"God, I used to drink Pepsi but switched to Diet Pepsi Smif still won't shut up about Aspartame being poison! And the other day I was talking about the Bees dying all over North America and Europe and he said something about genetically modified foods! He just went on a long rant on IRC about Bovine Growth Hormone! What a vegetardian."
vegetardian by ScaryFastca May 13, 2007

vegetard 

Vegetarian, one who doesn't eat meat.
Kate doesn't eat meat, she's such a vegetard.
vegetard by confusedmachine May 27, 2008

Vegetards 

The best cult on discord insta and tiktok
The vegetards are goats
Vegetards by Ishigamer August 6, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Similar to TLDR
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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