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vayjayjay 

Vayjayjay=Vagina

Female genitalia

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.
Britney Spears can't seem to exit a vehicle without flashing her vayjayjay.
vayjayjay by Delilah Dumont December 30, 2007
Words you can keep

Vajayjay 

"I need to wash my Vajayjay"
Vajayjay by Nogg00 January 13, 2010

Monster Vajayjay 

Despite the name's implied vulgarity, it has nothing to do with a woman's reproductive organ. It was actually a children's TV show from Holland starring a hand puppet of the same name. It didn't make it passed two episodes and was cancelled because the name of it was Monster Vajayjay.
In 2005, Dutch film directer Willem Grundje made a children's show called Monster Vajayjay. People have just remembered this show and have been talking about it on forums all across the web.
Monster Vajayjay by Skanago:g December 17, 2016

Vajayjay 

The female vagina, coochie, hot-box, or hoohah. The word springs from the character of Dr. Bailey on the hit show, 'Grey's Anatomy.' Other notable users of the word 'Vajayjay' are strong black woman and mother to all, Oprah Winfrey; Ian Rose, popular Nebraskan Vagina Connoisseur; and Brittani Diva, Vajayjay Queen 2007.
"O'Malley, stop lookin' at my Vajayjay!"

"Today on 'Oprah' we're talking about yeast infections in your Vajayjay!!"
Vajayjay by MrSunshine309 December 13, 2008

Vajayjay 

Slang terminology for the vagina. Coined by Oprah.
"If you're not home for supper, you won't get any vajayjay tonight!"
Vajayjay by Lorenzo Vinchenzo December 28, 2007

Vajayjay 

What Oprah calls her vagina
"You should wear this type of underwear because it is good for your vajayjay!"
Vajayjay by t.ni.b December 29, 2007

vajayjay 

1.another name for vagina

2. that hot wet thing taht you put an erect penis in and it feels so damn fucking good. :]
i stuck my hugee cock in her vajayjay when i was horny and it felt amaszing :]
vajayjay by in your December 14, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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