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I vanhooled myself yesterday after using the urinal.
Vanhool by Broadway40 October 21, 2021
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To pay to share a ride to work with a bunch of other people in a van to save money, but somehow still feel ripped off.
I would love to accept this oscar award, but I can't get there because I Vanpooled.
vanpool by b carter September 11, 2006

vanhoose 

A cool ass fucking family that no one fucks with no matter what or they'll gang bang you
Ohh look at the vanhoose guy with the big cock dont fuck with him or he'll fuck with you literally
vanhoose by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016
A person who pulls off an awesome move reminiscent of the classic plot in action movies where a van stops right over a manhole, and the bank robber escapes through it via a hole cut into the floor of the van.
Dude, you should have seen his face, I totally pulled a vanholer on him!
Vanholer by Charles Vanholer May 11, 2010

Van Hool 

A company that thinks they're good at making coach buses but doesn't realize that most people haven't had a leg amputated.
After several hours on a Van Hool coach bus, my left leg was sore from not being able to stretch properly that whole time.
Van Hool by D12434132 November 27, 2018

vanhoglen 

The act of getting drunk and unleashing a flurry of insulting posts on an internet messageboard just to start some shit and stir the pot.
Dude you totally went vanhoglen last nite were you drunk posting or what?
vanhoglen by eddievanhoglen November 10, 2006

garrett vanhollerback 

a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday
wow bro you are just like a garrett vanhollerback!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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