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To pay to share a ride to work with a bunch of other people in a van to save money, but somehow still feel ripped off.
I would love to accept this oscar award, but I can't get there because I Vanpooled.
vanpool by b carter September 11, 2006

vanhoose 

A cool ass fucking family that no one fucks with no matter what or they'll gang bang you
Ohh look at the vanhoose guy with the big cock dont fuck with him or he'll fuck with you literally
vanhoose by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016
A person who pulls off an awesome move reminiscent of the classic plot in action movies where a van stops right over a manhole, and the bank robber escapes through it via a hole cut into the floor of the van.
Dude, you should have seen his face, I totally pulled a vanholer on him!
Vanholer by Charles Vanholer May 11, 2010

Van Hool 

A company that thinks they're good at making coach buses but doesn't realize that most people haven't had a leg amputated.
After several hours on a Van Hool coach bus, my left leg was sore from not being able to stretch properly that whole time.
Van Hool by D12434132 November 27, 2018

vanhoglen 

The act of getting drunk and unleashing a flurry of insulting posts on an internet messageboard just to start some shit and stir the pot.
Dude you totally went vanhoglen last nite were you drunk posting or what?
vanhoglen by eddievanhoglen November 10, 2006

garrett vanhollerback 

a little farmer boy that kills stuff on the farm with a bb gun. he even has his own horse that he rides to school everyday
wow bro you are just like a garrett vanhollerback!
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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