Vanetrain 

That guy that everyone knows. He often tells absurd stories and is notorious for his ridiculous behaviour.

Here comes the vanetrain.
All aboard the vanetrain.

Vanetrain by dtbrown April 30, 2012

vanessaing 

Vanessaing (v): when you rethink your life but do nothing to fix those problems

Last night I was vanessaing for a few hours then I went to bed.

vanessaing by Jayexxtra October 18, 2015