An incredibly amazing singer known for his hit single "Riptide". He's also hot as hell and tall and can sweep up as many bitches as necessary.
Person 1: "Hey I love this song! Who sang it?"
Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"
Person 2: "Oh this is Vance Joy... yeah he's an amazing singer and he's also Australian... damn what I would do to get into bed with him!"
by sagethegemini November 18, 2014