van dell 

a dirty word, used to describe the female genatelia. is sometimes considered to be one of the most vulgar and appaulling word in the english language, is toe to toe with cunt.

dude, i sucked my girl friends van dell last night

van dell by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005

van dell 

A term for a vagina that is likened to and comes from Van Dell jewelry which according to its website is "imitation stones simulating gemstones" but "is not cheap and enjoys high book prices".

Wilberforce: "That lady yonder, is she a mackerel or a maiden?"
Hastings: "Why she's hardly Van Cleef, my good fellow. Pay a visit to that chamber and you will find only Van Dell".

van dell by mothrah January 8, 2012

Sarah Vandella 

Sarah Vandella, what in words could I use to describe such a flat ass disproportional subpar “acting” whore. She is always hungry and can't shut up, may I add that her mock-up titties are of the largest size whilst her ass is is non existent. All that can possibly come from her mouth is, shit (literally 2girls1cup). she has an unhealthy obsession with her father and having NO friends to seem cooler. She loses people quite quickly and let me tell you how annoying her voice is. If Fran Drescher had a child, Sarah would be the offspring, all she can talk about, other than shit, is how she is American and pad Thai noodles. There is not a time where this bitch isn't stuffing her face with cum, while Hentai is playing in the background. I bet she masterbates to herself while listening to Bieber.

Dylan: Ewh who is that flat ass whore?

Jhonny: Oh shes def a Vandella....

Dylan : gross.
Sarah Vandella has NO CLASS.

Sarah Vandella by Dylan johnnydouglas May 10, 2019

Melissa Vandella 

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

Melissa Vandella by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

vandellas

a group of females here to disrupt the natural flow of life, trouble makers and despots.

" See those bitches over there, they're nothing but vandellas, picking on that poor soul."

vandellas by English muffins February 13, 2014

Melissa Vandella 

The alleged body double that, as a conspiracy theory said, "replaced Avril Lavigne after she died in 2003 following the release of her debut album Let Go."
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.

Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.

Melissa Vandella by 7568ino December 4, 2023