vajaylies

Daily phone calls that must be made to a lady friend, lest she become furious. Usually done while wrapped up in a blanket in the guise of a mummy.

Man, Janey straight up yelled at me for an hour for fallin' asleep during my vajaylies yesterday. There's no maximum to her anger.

vajaylies by Sarcastroo April 16, 2011

vajammies 

Wearing a t-shirt with no underwear to bed.

Kay's roommate was away for the weekend so she spent all of Saturday lounging around in her vajammies.

vajammies by syracusejones February 7, 2014

the vajalien probe 

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.

Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.

the vajalien probe by toddbuster December 16, 2015