vagmailing

Blackmailing, but using your vagina as the weapon of coercion. Generally not a good idea, as it assigns your vagina a material value and is basically prostitution. Not that there's anything wrong with prostitution, but you should know that that's what it is.

Tamalia: "Hey baby, I want you to come hang out with me and my girlfriends on Sunday! We're going shoe shopping and they really want to meet you!"
Mark: "Aw, I can't sweety baby pie - I promised my mom three weeks ago that I'd come over and fix her sink that day."
T: "If you don't come, you can bet you're not getting laid for a week!"
M: "...are you seriously vagmailing me right now? Wow."

by vagmailer February 3, 2012

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Vagairing

To air ones vagina in a moment of extreme heat. To lunge, squat, kneel, stretch or spread for the sole purpose of introducing cool, soothing air to ones vagina

"Excuse me while I vagair" or "Join me for a glass of bubbly while I sit here vagairing"

by A - list July 13, 2015

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Creamy Vagilingus

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus

Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!

by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

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vagilinguistics

A word meaning when a man moves to closely speak to a vagina. Taken and made fun of by people who uses strings of random words to make themselves seem intelligent.

"It appears that you have your head inbetween my daughter's legs. I don't appreciate you practicing such vagilinguistics with her."

by 100101010110001 December 9, 2008

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