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vagmailing 

Blackmailing, but using your vagina as the weapon of coercion. Generally not a good idea, as it assigns your vagina a material value and is basically prostitution. Not that there's anything wrong with prostitution, but you should know that that's what it is.
Tamalia: "Hey baby, I want you to come hang out with me and my girlfriends on Sunday! We're going shoe shopping and they really want to meet you!"
Mark: "Aw, I can't sweety baby pie - I promised my mom three weeks ago that I'd come over and fix her sink that day."
T: "If you don't come, you can bet you're not getting laid for a week!"
M: "...are you seriously vagmailing me right now? Wow."
vagmailing by vagmailer February 3, 2012
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To air ones vagina in a moment of extreme heat. To lunge, squat, kneel, stretch or spread for the sole purpose of introducing cool, soothing air to ones vagina
"Excuse me while I vagair" or "Join me for a glass of bubbly while I sit here vagairing"
Vagairing by A - list July 13, 2015

Creamy Vagilingus 

When a man cums in his own mouth then proceeds to lick the partner's pussy with the cum dripping off the tongue.

Hence the name Vagilingus
Darn, me and Shadya had a creamy vagilingus last night.

Damn that was hot!
Creamy Vagilingus by baseball_mom69 November 15, 2018

vagilinguistics 

A word meaning when a man moves to closely speak to a vagina. Taken and made fun of by people who uses strings of random words to make themselves seem intelligent.
"It appears that you have your head inbetween my daughter's legs. I don't appreciate you practicing such vagilinguistics with her."
vagilinguistics by 100101010110001 December 9, 2008

Vagilinguist

A person with extensive knowledge of the female genitalia. One who speaks the language of the vagina (i.e. Vulvan and Vaginese).
I'm no gynecologist, but as a trained vagilinguist, I can tell you that the thong is a perfect compliment to the vagina.
Vagilinguist by Roccus July 2, 2009
Similar to butt dialing, but when a girl mistakenly places a phone call on her cell phone with her vagina.
after those tequila shots last night, Katie was vagialing everyone...
vagialing by techguy111 December 28, 2010

Vampilingus

I ripped the pad out of her undies, and then gave her the best vampilingus she's ever had!
Vampilingus by Yellowpokadotbikini August 28, 2021
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