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The wet and gooey mess that women in heat make in their undies. Some women use it to lubricate during sex and some women use it like banana peels to make their evil roomate bitches slip and fall when they come home from work at night. Vagizz is desired by men the world over however as it means he's doing a good job, not to mention the fact that no vagizz is no fun. Ever pushed a 3/4 inch dowel rod into a 1/4 inch hole? Not without vagizz you didn't.
Sally rubbed her sweet vagizz all over my throbbing member and I almost lost my load.
vagizz by chessterfield October 3, 2007
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Vagizard 

When someone is really good at pleasing a woman during sexual relations, a vagina wizard; To work sexual magic.
Girl talking to friends:. That David guy sure knew how to work my vagina, he was a vagizard!
Vagizard by indeo73 January 14, 2017

Vajizzle 

Last night Christine vajizzled all over my balls! What a night!!
Vajizzle by cst174 October 25, 2010

Vagazzle 

The act of bedazzling your vagina (blinging your beaver), per the instructions of Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Lopez Show.
To really get someone's attention, you can color-coordinate your Vagazzle to your outfit.
Vagazzle by Moutain Moose January 13, 2010
To decorate or bling out ones vagina with swarovski crystals and other tiny jewels.
"I've been vagazzled..it sparkles like a lil' disco ball down there."
Vagazzled by cupcakewendy February 4, 2010

Vajizzle 

When a man's jizz comes out of a woman's vagina.

When a man and a women have just finished having sex and once the woman stands up, she realizes that there is semen dripping out of her vagina, also known as a vajizzle.
He came deep inside of me but after we were done, I vajizzled a bunch and had to go to the bathroom to clean up.

I thought he wore a condom, but judging by the amount of vajizzle after we were done, I don't think he did.
Vajizzle by jnastyyyy November 25, 2012

Vagizzle 

Thats when youre Vagina becomes moist after a sneeze, sexual intercourse, laugh, orgasmic experience!
Wow, you just made me vagizzle.
Vagizzle by Glox18 November 16, 2010
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