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When your vagina looks like a taco... That's the ultimate vagaco
Im hungry and horny.... One thing to cure both would be a vagaco... 😍
vagaco by Comedy._.genius October 12, 2020
A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Vagaccident 

vag·ac·ci·dent
noun
An unfortunate incident that happens unexpectedly and unintentionally, typically resulting in the grabbing, touching or grazing of the vagina.
"The pussy-grabber brushed off his indiscretion as a vagaccident."
Vagaccident by chrystawithay January 4, 2017
the insulting mix between a vagina and a faggot
vagagot by immrPedoson February 19, 2012

Vagagony 

The pain between the legs that women feel from the seat on a bicycle, or after a spin class. Kelly Ripa brought attention to this word by using it on a "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" episode.
I need to buy padded shorts, because I'm in vagagony after that last ride!
Vagagony by Supergenius1 April 14, 2010

vagaconda 

It's a vagina that's gonna swallow ya like an anaconda.
My vagaconda don't want none unless your well hung hun
vagaconda by Corkygeorge September 23, 2013
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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