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vagaries 

The combo of your vagina and your ovaries
I had surgery on my vagaries.
vagaries by The two musketeers November 26, 2018
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Vaggatical 

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Vaggatical by Topher Demps October 20, 2010

vagaritto 

(vaj-i-rito. rhymes with "burrito")
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
Guy- "damnit, i'm so hungry, but i can't get anything to heat up this burrito!
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
vagaritto by Lkreyna2 April 2, 2008
Another word for tampon, derived from the combination of Vagina and Submarine.
Hey honey can you go to the store and pick me up a box of gentle glide Vagmarines?
Vagmarine by jec1976 February 3, 2010

vaguarity 

As far as planning went, they were guilty of the most horrendous vaguarity.
vaguarity by velvetcad July 25, 2011

Vaggatical 

When a girl takes a break from her exhausting sexual schedule for the purpose of reflection, rest, and refreshment. A sexual sabbatical for the vagina.
"I'm tired of these sluts. They all need to go on vaggatical and let those pussies rest!"

"Girlfriend, you've been getting around too much. From one sister to another, you need to go on vaggatical."
Vaggatical by 15083San January 17, 2013