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Typically thought to be an acronym for United States Post Office but also standing for Upset and Seriously Pissed Off, the emotional experience most of us have as we wait in the long, slowly moving lines.
Here I am again at the USPO feeling USPO, a posttraumatic replay of the last time I was here.
USPO by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2019
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Usotsuki 

some really pretty blonde girl in a blue dress! and oh she’s probably a delinquent as well, maybe holding a nailbat and stuff..
Usotsuki is a liar.
Usotsuki by qweurtyip809 July 16, 2023

USPTO-ish 

operating in a completely inefficient manner or otherwise being totally inept at life
Man, that was the most pointless class I've ever sat through.

I know, what a USPTO-ish use of my time.
USPTO-ish by nar2222 October 3, 2010
United States Patent and Trademark Office. Group of incompetent government lawyers getting paid lots of money (taxpayer's money) who in reality do not much work. Recently the USPTO did not re-new the Washington Redskins (NFL) trademark because it was deemed disparaging or offensive by these sensitive attorneys. These attorneys may also need ‘safe zones’ because of 'micro-aggressions'.

The USPTO is also a bunch of hypocrites because they allowed the following trademarks to be published and registered in the past:
•DANGEROUS NEGRO shirts
•SLUTSSEEKER dating services
•DAGO SWAGG clothing
•DUMB BLONDE beer
•TWATTY GIRL cartoons
•BAKED BY A NEGRO bakery goods
•BIG TITTY BLEND coffee
•RETARDIPEDIA website
•MIDGET-MAN condoms and inflatable sex dolls
•JIZZ underwear
•THUG PORN
GHETTO BOOTY
•BOUND GANGBANGS
•SHANK THE B!T@H board game
•CRACKA AZZ SKATEBOARDS
•ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION
•KLITORIS sex toys
•HOT OCTOPUSS anti-premature ejaculation creams
•MILF WEED bags
•GRINGO STYLE SALSA
•GRINGO BBQ
•CONTEMPORARY NEGRO apparel
•WHITE TRASH REBEL apparel
•WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY apparel
•PARTY WITH SLUTS apparel
•CRIPPLED OLD BIKER BASTARDS
•DICK BALLS apparel
•REDNECK ARMY apparel
•OH! MY NAPPY HAIR shampoos
•REFORMED WHORES musical bands
•LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF entertainment
•NAPPY ROOTS records
•DUMB BLONDE hair products

To summarize the USPTO: lazy, government employee hypocrite lawyers
USPTO has approved 'BAKED BY A NEGRO' trademark but denied the Redskins football team's trademark - how interesting...
USPTO by BlueCollarLLC October 24, 2016

unpotato 

Unpotato is when you want to be changed from potato to anything else
"Unpotato me god damnit!"
unpotato by SansDaMan March 22, 2021

A-spot/ U-spot 

The first is situated between the already-known G-spot and the crevix, on the frontal wall of the vagina the same as the G. The other one has been discovered by sex-geologists (as it befits to call them!), lying 2cms deep into the love tunnel! These 'spots' can be errotogenous if massaged gently by the the tip of the glans , hitting the vagina in repetitive thrusts that point upwards to the belly button.
In the late-90s, a collective area was designated as one whole 'spot' that can produce the squirt effect (seen in hot-squirter fuck-flicks...), by the stimulation of the 'cligeva' (the CLItoris/ G-spot/ Vaginal canal & the urEtha).
The Hindus knew, since the beginning of time that the vagina had many treasures hidden inside it other than the A-spot/ U-spots: Tanzen is a 'spot' that the Kama Sutra talked about, namely the second 'hara' chakra located 3"inches just below the navel and can be errogenous too, if massaged during sex or, gently pressed by the palm of the hand during thrusting.