Uri Gellar 

What the hell?
He loves to bend spoons, why doesn't he just shove it up his ass!
Telepathic bastard.

Uri (in dumbass foreign/english voice) - how old is that dog? i think no i can sense that he is nine years old.
Some girl - The dog is three years old.

Uri Gellar by GirlSkater January 30, 2004

uri gellar 

uri gellar is a motherf**king spoon lover HEHE

omg u r a spoon lover

uri gellar by C@RL November 12, 2003

uri geller smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."

uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

Uri Geller Smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

uri geller 

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

uri geller by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Uri Geller 

Cockney slang for Stella

"I'm gunna have a mouthful of my Uri Geller"

Uri Geller by Hoyye34 May 16, 2009