Uptony

Extremely desirable, to an almost insane degree. Named for supermodel Kate Upton.

"Have you seen the new sales girl? FUCK that girl is uptony."

by GiR Podcast March 4, 2012

Uptony

Italian version of updog. Often followed by laughter and numerous gesticulations.

Italian 1 :"Oh boy smellsa lota likea uptony in here"
Italian 2: "whatsa upa tony?"
Italian 1: "aya nota much whatsa upa with you?"
*hands waving everywhere

by HugeJackedMan January 22, 2020