When an elected official does not pay his Whore her nights pay, and/or when a Prostitute does not perform to her John her maximum sexual performance in bed or wherever, as prescribed by law.
Frank: "Man, I can not believe that Senator Doe didn't pay that whore last night, with all the money he has!

Joe: " I know, she probably didn't do all that good in bed, and that is totally Unprostitutional."
by Webster Poindexter November 15, 2010
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The practice of paying your share of the bill so you don't have to go on a random date and sleep with someone you don't want to. See prostitute for comparison.
"I know I said I'd go on holiday with you but I really don't like Dave..."
"I paid for your room already"

"here is €30 euro's to unprostitute myself"
by BobBobskin December 30, 2017
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