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uncle pete 

a nickname for the Union Pacific Railroad company, typically used by Union Pacific employees.
I had to wait at the crossing for uncle pete to pass by.
uncle pete by gilmore January 9, 2007
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Uncle Pete 

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.
Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.
Uncle Pete by Doo Brown March 13, 2007

Uncle Pete 

To steal someones food, while threatening do to bodily harm.
I'm hungry as a motha fucka I'm about to Uncle Pete that dude.
Uncle Pete by Froggtogg March 14, 2015

Uncle Petey

Uncle Petey is that creepy guy, probably a total perv, likely into very inappropriate things. Touching little kids, animals, etc. He likely works in places that puts him close to these others. Somethings don’t make him a bad guy, but most do. Important to determine which make him a bad guy and which do not.
Oh look, Uncle Petey is back in the locker room, probably with his pants off.

Uncle Petey over there is a bad guy.
Uncle Petey by DixGrits June 21, 2019

Uncle Peter 

Like an Uncle Tom, but for the LGBTQ crowd. Someone who sells out their people in exchange for favors or status with the ruling class.
My boss said that I shouldn't kiss my partner goodbye in front of the office because it offends my co-workers, even though he's gay too! What an Uncle Peter!
Uncle Peter by JrunkinJedi July 25, 2016

Uncle Peter portion 

A portion of food that would feed one uncle Peter but about 50 other humans
The lasagne was an uncle Peter portion

An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.
The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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