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uncle ed 

When one's semi-erect penis is placed in a doorway and the door is closed on it, causing the door to bounce back.
John tried to sneak up behind Sarah while she was at the sink, but just as he got into the bathroom, she gave him the old Uncle Ed.
uncle ed by LR Buck January 4, 2009

Uncle Editor 

Uncle Editor is Sophie Fergis Uncle" Adam Trimmer "when he Re-mix's the Into on her Vlogs.
re mix the Intro Uncle Editor!
Uncle Editor by thehouse123 February 9, 2021

Uncle Eddie 

A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".
Younger Sister: Whatchya doin?!
Young Adult Male: I'm your new uncle eddie!
Uncle Eddie by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008

Uncle Eddie 

When you bust a nut in her butt and yell, "Shitter's full!"
I gave your mom the ol' Uncle Eddie last night.

Uncle Eddie 

Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.

Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
"No, Uncle Eddie, no!"

"thanks for the drinks, Uncle Eddie"
Uncle Eddie by nouncleedz December 30, 2013

Uncle Edward Jr. 

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.
My friends little brother was being a uncle Edward Jr.
Uncle Edward Jr. by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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