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uncle ed 

When one's semi-erect penis is placed in a doorway and the door is closed on it, causing the door to bounce back.
John tried to sneak up behind Sarah while she was at the sink, but just as he got into the bathroom, she gave him the old Uncle Ed.
uncle ed by LR Buck January 4, 2009

Uncle Editor 

Uncle Editor is Sophie Fergis Uncle" Adam Trimmer "when he Re-mix's the Into on her Vlogs.
re mix the Intro Uncle Editor!
Uncle Editor by thehouse123 February 9, 2021

Uncle Eddie 

A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".
Younger Sister: Whatchya doin?!
Young Adult Male: I'm your new uncle eddie!
Uncle Eddie by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008

Uncle Eddie 

When you bust a nut in her butt and yell, "Shitter's full!"
I gave your mom the ol' Uncle Eddie last night.

Uncle Eddie 

Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.

Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
"No, Uncle Eddie, no!"

"thanks for the drinks, Uncle Eddie"
Uncle Eddie by nouncleedz December 30, 2013

Uncle Edward Jr. 

Uncle Edwards little brother doesn’t have his five guys yet and uncle Edward will help train him to get his five guys uncle Edward said once uncle Edward Jr. I will have Tyrone the big black African monkey suck your dick then you shall get your five guys but you will never be as good as be at making skin milk.
Uncle Edward Jr. by Fishnuggets66 September 19, 2023