Unauthorized users

I hope you don't mean ME! Because I AM AUTHORIZED, Baby! Highest level of authorization. I'm actually the original AUTHOR of the thing.

Hym Iam "Wow! What kind of unauthorized users are doing that? What kind of users have access to the new one? I mean, you know I'm not unauthorized and that I'm never going to be unauthorized, right? Because I'm the author. I have the highest authorization."