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A purposely ugly selfie. One you would send to a friend for comic effect, but would always fear the dreaded screenshot.
What you just said made me pull this face *sends ugfie*- if you screenshot that we will no longer be friends! Or: Send me an ugfie back so I know my ugfie is safe with you.
ugfie by MissyMcD July 20, 2017
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People who have great skills at drawing commemorative logos on vehicles to commemorate an occasion.
The ugliez who pulled a Hatteroo at the subaru meet drew a very nice logo on his trunk.
ugliez by i-Club.com January 13, 2006
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ugfie uffie uggie uglie Ughie Uglier Uglierest Ugliest person ugliez Ugtie

bump uglies 

A euphemism for sex. See your local human anatomy book for more detail.
We were bumpin' uglies 'til dawn!
bump uglies by warren b October 21, 2001

bumpin uglies

Home girl be bumpin uglies with one too many freaks.
bumpin uglies by Sybermoms.com October 21, 2003

bumping uglies 

1. sex between a male and a female
C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.
bumping uglies by Bud E Love May 15, 2003
a person who attempts to make his vehicle look more expensive than it is by installing accessories from a higher trim-level car and/or by drawing designs on it with acrylic paint; see child molester
That UgLiEz wants a hood scoop for his naturally aspirated Subaru to cool his nonexistant TMIC!
UgLiEz by Pun Kass June 29, 2006
There is no way to describe how this music sounds. It is so fucked up it gets you dizzy. You have to listen to the song Pop the Glock. It has the same effect as inhaling whipped cream. It kind of sounds techno rap underwater. Weird voice effects.
That fucking uffie music messes with my mind!
uffie by Angelacia May 15, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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