uckerman 

Uckerman is the last name of hispanic royalty. Generally living lives of luxury. Swimming in men and women (whatever the preference may be),
intellect, wisdom and knowledge. Generations of handy men who can fix anything. Great with children even on their worse days. The Uckerman males have abnormally large penises.

"Wow man, I sure have never been blessed enough to have met an Uckerman before".

uckerman by CPesci May 23, 2018