1.To young to care ; When you're so oblivious you think your age means you can act like an idiot and not care (because that's a great idea have fun in jail I hope you don't kill anyone with your stupidity)
2. Teach yourself to code ; Teach yourself a little modern day lingo and confuse the crap out of the ones that don't know it xD ( Me: HGHAYIMYSMISIHBF!!! Friend: Wtf Is that?! Me: Hey Girl How Are You I Miss You So Much I Swear It Has Been Forever!! Friend: Oh I miss you too!!)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods