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twitter sex

1. The act of sexting on twitter. The equivalent of public sex if your account isn't protected. also known as twexting.

2. The act of saying lewd things to each other on twitter.
1. @hotgirl: @randomguy I so wanna have twitter sex, right now.

@randomguy: @hotgirl But I'm scared.

2. @hotguy: @sexygirl you have huge tits. I wanna suck em.
twitter sex by Craven Morehead. April 6, 2010
Words you can keep

Twitter Sex

The act of liking the same tweet(s) as another person to an extent such that the “liked tweet” tab of the people in question seems to be an exact replica of the other.
Dude my timeline is insane Rayna and Jamal are having twitter sex rn 🤨😱
Twitter Sex by afrodite9 July 2, 2021

twitterosexual 

I am twitterosexual
twitterosexual by Vineeth_pulari September 11, 2010

twittersexual 

A person who's so much of a social outcast they're somehow sexually attracted to a fucking app.
"Bro have you heard?"

"About what?

"Someone on twitter decided to make a twittersexual flag."
"...Are you fucking serious?"
twittersexual by jtdubs June 17, 2022

Twittersexual 

when a person pretends to find a conventionally unattractive or downright ugly person or character hot and finds objectively attractive ones ugly or boring to seem more different, gain social brownie points, or purely for attention.

They may also more often than not neg others for not finding an ugly person or character attractive for better results.
Some Guy: wow, Seiko from Dandadan is pretty cute

Twittersexual: erm, where's the wrinkles, flabby skin and 300lb of fat with strech marks and body hair all over????

Some Guy: idk thats not my thing dude

Twittersexual: All you guys ever like is boring ass pretty petite anime characters that look nice and generic, unlike me! i like fat hairy musty geriatric hoes!!!
Twittersexual by wowytt July 5, 2025
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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