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twisty balls

A modern techique in painting. A man twists his balls as far as he can and sits on a canvas. The beautiful splatter of blood that results from this is your new work of art.
"Look at that painting"
"It looks like that gentleman did a twisty balls to it"
"Yeah your right, looks pretty"
by Pat9999999 November 25, 2007
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balls in a twist

Slang expression for when a guy gets a little upset or sideways over something.
Oh now honey, don’t you get your balls in a twist!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019
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Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab

The most dangerous skateboard trick ever conceived. First done by Bob Burnquist at the 2011 California Butt Jam. The trick proved so difficult that the pure centripetal force involved fractured six ribs and dispelled enough heated kinetic energy to scorch local fields and vegetation. Under no circumstance should this trick ever be attempted. If recreated, God herself will shed a tear.
“Hey Josh you ever end up getting that date with Mindy for Friday night?”

“A date with Mindy ANY night is about as possible as a Dick Twisty to 1080 Biggie Smalls Ball Grab, Drake!”
by IgnorantMedia January 9, 2022
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Chinese Medicine Ball Twist

Mid-coitus, regardless of position, firmly grasp your partner's scrotum (making sure both testicles are included) and twist counter-clockwise if right-handed (clockwise if left-handed). It is very important that you do not let go until the erection has fully diminished. DO NOT let go if your partner begins to scream--it is merely an expression of ecstasy.
Last night, I gave my boyfriend the best Chinese Medicine Ball Twist; he was screaming for hours!
by Dominatrices May 8, 2009
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Ball twist

The ball twist is an ancient move that used to be move in a role of fighting. To do this move you would require 2 people against someone else as 1 person bends over the other person should twist there smelly nutsac releasing a awful stench to the 1 person knocking them out.
Person 1 : Quick bend over so I can do the ball twist!

Person 2 : Alright I haven't showered in weeks this will be good!
by Official Urban Dictuary July 24, 2021
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