A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.
Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.
by HandleBroom March 11, 2016
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