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Twightie 

A person who is obsessed with the Twilight saga and has posters of Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner on their bedroom walls and constantly debates with their friends on the phone or at elementary school about which of the two is hotter.
Twightie: "Twilight rules! They totally deserve the MTV award for best movie! I LUV U RPATTZ!!!!!1!11!11ONE!111! xoxoxox"

Sane Person: "Shut up! The Hangover or Harry Potter should have won over this shit."
Twightie by RyMan2k00 June 13, 2010
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A description of a girl whose vagina is unusually tight. Often this is a sign of a girl who is a virgin or hasn't had extensive sexual encounters or a man with a large girth penetrate her.
Becky is a real tightie for a senior, but as valedictorian, I guess she hasn't had much timme for sex during high school.
tightie by BRD May 5, 2005

tighties 

Hot young women between the ages of 16 and 20 something.
Guy 1: God damn, look at all these hot girls.
Guy 2: Haha! You sure do love the tighties, you never change man.
tighties by LondonOntGuy May 14, 2007
A young girl, usually between the ages of 12 to 15. She enjoys getting smashed off of three coolers and making a complete fool of herself.
A "tightie" is exactly the same as an "lg" but better. It is not a compliment when you are called a tightie. It is meant to be offensive..
These common creatures thrive off older men. They love the dick
"Man did you see that Tightie laying on the floor over there? she had like 2 coolers and shes fucking smashed."

"Did you hear Kendal smashed her chin slipping on ice chasing Jeremy? Dude..she's a tightie"

"Did you hear James got seduced by some tightie, poor guy. i cant believe he fell into her trap!!"

"i wanna get laid...LETS GO TIGHTIE HUNTING!"
Tightie by LGHUNTERS January 30, 2009

tightie-whities 

tight white underwear that is considered dorky,and or uncool to wear mainly nerds and dorks wear them if you wear them you are usually going to be the victam of the wedgie,melvin,hanging wedgie,ect
I didnt have any boxers clean so i had to wear tightie-whities one day i was made fun of and during gym class was tied up and given a hanging wedgie

whitie tighties 

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.
Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!
whitie tighties by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

Righty-tightie 

A Righty-tightie is a right-handed guy with a tight asshole.
We went to the baths in Colorado Springs, and I fucked a Righty-tightie or four!
Righty-tightie by eda-skip October 20, 2021