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twebb 

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verb, adj.

To twebb is to over analyse a situation, particularly with regards to the opposite sex. The symptoms of twebbing are constant discussion of a scenario, unnecessary amounts of messaging via facebook and mobile phone to reassure interest, and consistently jumping to conclusions when meeting a member of the opposite sex.

Females are adept at twebbing, it is in their nature. Males should avoid twebbing at all costs as females will recognize this effeminate weakness and turn their attentions to a different man.

Any statement that includes one or more sub-clauses can be considered twebbing. Indeed, this definition is an example of twebbing.
1) Tom! You only came on her tits, you don't have to marry her!

2)Paul: I spoke to Tom earlier, he said he met a girl at a dinner party last night.

George: Yeah, he told me that too.

Paul: He's twebbed it.

3) Paul: I wrote on Claire's wall again today.
twebb by foodhalldavej January 14, 2010
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Twebbies 

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When one person locks their fingers in between another person’s toes pushing down the webbing in between as a type of massage or affection.
Bro. This morning I woke up to Jen locking her fingers between my toes and pushing down. There is nothing better than being woken up with twebbies. It feels so dope massaging my toe gap.
Twebbies by Woody17 March 15, 2022
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tweb 

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A loser, typically someone who gets no e girls
"God, you're such a tweb"
tweb by sugarytooba March 30, 2021

twesbian 

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Noun

A lesbian so closely resembling a gay twink that one cannot often differentiate the two in dim lighting.

Characteristics include: flat chest, spiky bleached hair, generally androgynous qualities.
Gay Guy 1: "Check out that hot little twink over there"

Gay Guy 2: "That's not a twink."

Gay Guy 1: "Um, yes it is... hot little gay boy... right?"

Gay Guy 2: "Hah! No, that's a twesbian, you idiot"
twesbian by Diesel Cowboy December 9, 2008

Twobbler 

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Merger of the two words; Twat and Gobbler.

Plain and simple it's someone who loves Gobbling Twat, (or eating pussy).
Girl, "Oh my, you licked my clit so good I can't see straight."
Twobbler smiles a glistening smile, "That's because I'm a professional Twobbler."

Girl, "He leaves me cum-drunk every time he goes down on me. He's so Amazing!"
Chick#2, " He's The Twobbler Extraordinaire, what do you expect? He Twobbles my juicy box at least once a week."
Girl, "Then why is his breath always so fresh?"
Chick#2, "Bitch, please... The Twobbler only pleasures the freshest vaginas."
Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

The Twobbler

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Best Twobbler you'll ever meet; Twobbling Extraordinaire
"That's The Twobbler over there. You'll never meet anyone else like him. That dude will put a tongue on you like no other. Leave you so cum-drunk you'll be catatonic. But you better make sure that vagina is nice and fresh."
The Twobbler by BRU5HY April 12, 2017

Tjebbe 

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The most legendary dude you will ever meet.
"omg you are such a Tjebbe!"
"thank you
Tjebbe by Legendary Pig January 16, 2021
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