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A bevy of seaworthy gashes.
At the beach elbowing each other, "Check out the twatilla at 3 o'clock, man."

By the pool casting furtive glances, "Don't look now but a twatilla has just begun laying out lawnchairs."

Just passing by on a boat in the lake, "Up periscopes and spyglasses dude, looks like a twatilla preparing to jet ski in our wake!"
twatilla by 00Robin August 7, 2011
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TwatZilla 

When the simple insult of "twat" just isn't enough.
"WTF is with that bitch! She went from zero to FUCK in 2 seconds. She's a raging TwatZilla!"
TwatZilla by anonymous May 9, 2005

Twatzilla 

1. A vagina of rather large proportions. A huge clit.
That pussy was so huge, it was like Twatzilla!!
a mangina (a male vagina)
that guy has a tatilla
tatilla by crunk m June 7, 2005

Twatilage 

Under the guidance, influence, or protection of the twat
Twatilage is the mother of excuses of why you can't come out with your boys
Twatilage by Niang men May 12, 2015

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker 

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.
"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

Twitillated 

When a person first signs up for Twitter and they receive automatic replies from established users whose generic messages at first appear unique.
Joe: At first I thought Kanye West sent me a "thank you" for following his Twitter account. But after finding out it was a generic response, I was just twitillated!

Randy: Yeah, that's why you don't use Twitter.
Twitillated by Shareeb4Prez September 10, 2009
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