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The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!
by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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