by /Fenders August 24, 2006
An individual who tries to portray his masculine side with severe effort while possibly hiding a more homo-sexual type past.
i have never made a gay porno in utah starring an actor called turkish thunder 77....i will skull fuck you for saying that.
by m12z May 26, 2010
When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.
by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009
The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.
Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!
by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009