turkish lemonade 

whilst crammin' your quiver bone in a young dame's asspipe, you take a piss, pull out, and catch the piss in a glass as it comes pouring out of her balloon knot. you then give it to that stupid ass that hangs out with you and your friends that no one likes.

greg- "dude, bud, that was an intense hockey game we just played. i'm thirsty as shit bro!"

kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"

stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?

kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."

turkish lemonade by PARTY! January 12, 2009