turite

A contracted version of 'too right' (pronounced either the same way or 'Too rit') meaning 'of course'. However it can also be used as an exclamation of one's approval or agreement.

Jonno: So this wee prick comes chattin' shit bout ma maw so I hooked him tae the jaw.

Dylan: Aye, fuckin' turite mate.

by Faberino June 3, 2016

Trite

A very very small amount.

The boy asked for a trite amount of hot sauce as he could not handle a large amount.

by Joker123321 May 16, 2018

tritech

- verb try-tek (act of) to tritech

1. To create a thread in an online forum that has already been created.

2. To post a beaten to death topic or idea as new.

New Thread: Should I buy an Evo or an STi?

dridge11: tritech n00b!

by mekilla February 19, 2007

turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

turnter

Noun: Someone who likes to get turnt; someone who turns up regularly

That guy is such a turnter! He turns up every night!

by mladle October 15, 2013

Thrite

The pinnacle of cool, more powerful than "tight" or "cold". When this word is uttered, it is liable to make an entire 250,000 seat stadium turn their heads.

Friend 1: "Hey man, did you see the new Chad Thundercock movie?"
Friend 2: "Of course bro, that shit was thrite!"

by romezone November 23, 2018

TurdTesticle

In the act of plowing a women in the anal region, one then attempts to pull out, thus causing feces to come shooting out on to ones testicles.

I was fucking this bitch in the ass and when i pulled out, there on my ball sack was a TurdTesticle.

by Tc1-gerry-GPill-o-Pedalfoot May 16, 2010