turin shroud
turin shroud by PFKnz June 26, 2006
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Turin Shroud
The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.
Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.
Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.
Turin Shroud by woofbarkdonkey June 2, 2011
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Shroud of Turin
Named after the famous burial cloth. The shroud of turin is made with a paper napkin or paper towel. If you have a sweaty, dirty ass you reach back and clean it up with the paper towel or napkin. Then you place it over the face of someone while they are sleeping, hence the shroud of turin.
Shroud of Turin by Texas T3 January 3, 2022
Shroud of Turin
The act of ejaculating onto a wash cloth and placing it on a persons face while they are sleeping. Once it hardens, it should have an imprint of their face.
Shroud of Turin by Rooman77 September 29, 2009
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