turin shroud

the piece of toilet paper used to cover a floater

Who left the turin shroud in the toilet?

by PFKnz June 26, 2006

Turin Shroud

The distinctive imprint pattern left on bed sheets after a particularly sweaty encounter, formed typically by the back/underside of the male participant.

Like the actual Turin Shroud, but not involving Jesus...probably.

..."better throw the covers back over, don't want your mother seeing the Turin Shroud!"

by woofbarkdonkey May 9, 2011