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(Tur-koma) A deep and unending sleep induced by consuming copious amounts of turkey. The only known cure is at least 18 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Rumors abound that this new fad (exercise) will reverse the affects. As of now I have found no one who is willing to take this drastic measure.
Uncle Joe is in a deep turcoma in the living room.
Turcoma by Trooper0330 November 28, 2010
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Turbomacking 

The act of rapidly flirting with various women
while slightly intoxicated.
"Woah Jay look at Eric turbomacking dem hoes."
Turbomacking by turbomacker33 December 9, 2008
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A special type of food coma that comes with eating too much turkey on thanksgiving.
"did someone slip that chick a roofie?" "nah she just has turkoma"
turkoma by vinceomac November 26, 2009

turbomansion 

Originating from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, a turbomansion is a mansion which is so much faster than other mansions, it seems to be using turbo.
Hey bro, you like my new turbomansion?

Turcoman 

Turcoman is a man of Semitic, Mongolian or Indo-European origin who believes there Turkic origin.
These Turcomans are so stupid that they are thought to be heirs of the Ottomans.
Turcoman by Knyaz Asparukh October 13, 2018

TURBOMAN129 

Destroyer of worlds the owner of the legendary popxcalibur also known as the mole man he will hollow out ur walls and live there
TURBOMAN129 is hunting dow cosmicspace cause he killed JESUS(hey Zeus) and kill him with the popxcalibur and destroy his world
TURBOMAN129 by TURBOMAN129 September 21, 2023
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