I noticed this girl from across the bar and she had a good looking face. But when I got close i realized she had tumtits, so i decided to leave her alone because, really, who wants a stomach that goes farther out than their tits.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak