Tubestroker: a US Marine who decides "Fuckit!" and chooses the Infantry Mortar-man MOS, 0341. He is therefore entitled to absolutely nothing and sits on his ass in Afghanistan waiting for a fire mission. Way to spend four years, Marines.
"Yo, that boot over there just learned how to be a tubestroker. Fucken 0341's, man...
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.