Tubestroker: a US Marine who decides "Fuckit!" and chooses the Infantry Mortar-man MOS, 0341. He is therefore entitled to absolutely nothing and sits on his ass in Afghanistan waiting for a fire mission. Way to spend four years, Marines.
"Yo, that boot over there just learned how to be a tubestroker. Fucken 0341's, man...
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.