TSSST 

1. the sound of a male queef*

*a male queef is also known as the sound of a beer can opening

2. the sound of a beer can opening/a vocal attempt to reenact the sound of a beer can opening. "tssst" can be sprinkled into a conversation liberally. simply put, this onomatopoeia is known to cure all incidents of drama with ease. the mere act of opening said beer can is only a prelude to the inevitable glory to follow (which is probably why the sound is so wonderful). dated back to the early days of king tut, tssst has been an insurmountable sound that should only be revered to as music to a man's ears. even king tut would utilize this sound when he found the hot summer days/drama too much to take. tssst is the best way to let all males in the room know that your drama meter is off the charts and daydreaming about beer is your only escape. they will in turn follow and see to it that a beer is found in a reasonable amount of time**

**when seeking out beer, one must know what exactly beer is. the following beers do not count as drama resolvers nor do they even amount to donkey piss: keystone, keystone light, keystone ice

Emily: so then my dog had to go back for her pedicure and since bobby wouldn't take her i got really stressed out. that reminds me of how somebody stepped on my shoe when i was at the mall. sometimes i just wonder why people are--

George: tssst

(silence)

TSSST by Beefy Mcstruggenoff June 13, 2010

Tssst 

It means shut the Fuck up

Hahahah tssst

Tssst by EB12 March 6, 2017

tssst tsss

That strange sound a person makes when they're laughing but trying to hide it, sort of like the end of the "Badum-Tssss" drum sound.

Jerry: "I hear that Marcela gets SUPER triggered at feminist jokes!"
Class: "Tssst Tsss!"

tssst tsss by WhatTheFaqJustHappened December 4, 2017

Tsssh 

The onomatopoeia made by someone proving their prowess by licking their finger and pressing it to their (red-hot) behind.

I just got my Facebook-generated Goth Name: it's Lilith the Black One. Tsssh!

Tsssh by Zoboomafoobar June 24, 2009

tsss 

An expression of disapproval, contempt, or dissatisfaction conveyed by use of this sound.

Also may be used as an expression in strenous situations.

1.)Kinga: Periods are fun to talk about.
Lauren: It looks like I sat on a knife.
Roger: Tsss, how can you bleed for 7 days without dying?

2.)As Roger went up for a layup, he tsss'd.

tsss by K.B. May 26, 2005

TSTST

Hell.

It's the test you have to take after getting a good score on the AMC, the AIME, and the USAMO. Then you have to take the TST if you do good again, which is also hell. Then you have to take the IMO, which is absolute hell. Don't take it.

"Tstst stands for team selection test selection test"

TSTST by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid August 9, 2022

TSTSTSA 

TO SOMEONE TOO SWEET TO SLEEP ALONE

TSTSTSA . . . Typically written on the envelopes of letters between teenagers back in the mid-20th century . . .

TSTSTSA by older than mud July 24, 2009