titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.

Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"

titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016

Tribulation Trump

In Christian eschatology, the great tribulation is a period mentioned by Jesus as a sign that would occur in the time of the end.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for President Donald Trump.

Manning initially supported Trump - even meeting with him at Trump Tower and declaring that “Jesus would endorse Donald Trump” - but felt compelled to withdraw his support after Trump expressed support for the LGBTQ community following the 2016 terrorist attack on the Pulse nightclub in Florida.

Tribulation Trump succeeded the Long-Legged Mack Daddy as president of the United States.

Tribulation Trump by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann June 14, 2018

tituation 

Any situation in which a breast or pair of breasts are interfering with one's intentions, preventing one from going about their business and/or causing an overall ruckus.

1. Sorry I'm late, I had to stop and buy a new bra because the one I had on was creating a real tituation for me.

2. The cold temperature in here is resulting in a serious tituation.

tituation by yomoniker March 24, 2009

taturation 

The amount of tattoos skin can hold and it still look good. Differs by skin and body type.

That guys arms are so covered in tattoos, they are completely taturated. They have met their taturation point.

taturation by DJC89 July 7, 2012

trials and tribulations 

problems and difficulties of life

When your life is not doing well.trials and tribulations

trials and tribulations by MDVG December 29, 2007

tituation 

noun- a situation in which it involves you and a female with large tits that hinders/distracts you from your main objective/goal.

bill:hey did you finish filling out your time sheets?
bob: no i couldnt i was caught in a tituation with jill.
bill: Jill? who is jill?
bob: the intern with the tig ole' bitties...she is with human resources down stairs

tituation by paulverlander May 25, 2010

Titration 

a precise method of adding base to acid (or the inverse)so that one may accurately determine how much of one it takes to neutralize the other.

I didn't know the molarity of this acid, but I sure as hell knew the volume of acid, and the molarity of the base. So, naturally I titrated the acid with the base to find out what volume of base was needed to neutralize the acid, and then figured out the number of moles of acid involved, with the AMaVa = BMbVb formula. I divided this number by the volume of acid, which gave me the acid's molarity. That particular proccess involving titration is called "standardization."

Titration by James Hoover January 26, 2008