tripe bagged 

When your woman comes over (usually drunk) and has you perform cunnilingus during that time of the month, usually in conjunction with some other malady of the female genital region. From Canadian slang, referring to drive by teen-age pranksters throwing plastic bags of cow entrails at pedestrians.

"Dude, Wendy totally tripe bagged me last night. Aunt flo was over, AND her cranberry juice intake was high to treat her raging UTI. It sucked, but I love her."

"Dude, that's gross, you are so whipped."

tripe bagged by carlybbq November 13, 2007

triple bagger 

A person who is so hideously ugly and/or disgusting that to consider intercourse with them you would require a bag over their head, one for yourself just in case their's falls off, and one for your dog...yeah you're that embarassed.

Ol' Bruce is such a triple bagger that even Janie, the cum dumpster that she is, wouldn't touch him.

triple bagger by Wheelo November 8, 2005

triple bagger 

A bitch that is SO ugly you need a bag for her head, a bag for your head, and a plastic bag for the person that might see you, so they can suffocate themself for having to see that shit.

John: Damn, I ain't ever seen a bitch that ugly
Mike: Shit, that bitch is a triple bagger

triple bagger by tHE hEAD March 1, 2004

Triple Bagger 

anyone (male or female) who is so hideous that before you even thought of losing your dignity to that extend you'd need three bags: one for their head, one for yours in case theirs came off, and one to be sick in after.

'what happened to you, you look dreadful'
'if you must know, I woke up next to a triple-bagger, ok'

Triple Bagger by feline May 13, 2005

triple bagger 

when someones so ugly to have sex with them u would put a bag over your head their head and anyone watching.

guy1: Would u hit it?
guy2: Id triple bag it.

triple bagger by justin March 27, 2004