Triclaude Share definition Flag A man who must be named Claude that has a penis so large that when erect and in addition to his legs can form a tripod "Damn girl, when are you going to let him plant his triclaude in you." Triclaude by Dirty Coffee Bean June 16, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the Triclaude mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch