trapdog

A dog that replaces a significant other for older "depserate women"
(see peanut butter)

Woman 1: I haven't been laid for ages!?!
Woman 2: Maybe you should get a jar of peanut butter and a trapdog?
Woman 1: What a great idea, thanks! Do you know where the nearest pet shop is?

by Bedamlan January 20, 2008

trapdoor sandwich

A sandwich so jam packed that when you take a bite everything falls out of the bottom through a massive hole that spontaneously opens up.

Dude, I made this sweet turkey club, but when i took a bite it turned out to be a trapdoor sandwich.

by Chris_Wright March 5, 2009

trap dog

A dog that lives in the trap house. Usually gives company to the drunk/high.

Trapper 1: yo where’s the trap dog bro
Trapper 2: over there with joey he’s mad high

by Trap livi July 6, 2018

trapdoor booger

A booger that is trapped in one’s nose, usually stuck to the wall of the nostril, which flaps back and forth like a hinged trap door when breathing. The trap door should be removed with caution; if snorted too vigorously when trying to loosen, it may suddenly release, resulting in being sucked down into the back of your throat, Which may induce nausea or vomiting.

I’ve had a trapdoor booger stuck in my nose all day, It’s driving me crazy!

by Steve Brown (Nu) April 1, 2022

Trapdoor Diarrhea

When you have to shit so bad and right as you sit down on the toilet an immense stream of diarrhea just rushes out of your butt

Bro i had trapdoor diarrhea after i ate all that chipotle.

by coldbrewfiend January 18, 2020

Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

trapdoor

During the inhale or exhale process of smoking a bong or other devices, a trap door occurs when the flow of air is stopped abruptly by a cough which constricts the wind pipe to the lung. This traps the smoke inside the lungs and causes extended exposure, resulting in temporary distress to the user's throat and/or lungs.

John: *sinks a bong, holds breath, then coughs all the smoke out*
Dan: LOL John just trapdoored

by fishayee December 8, 2011