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trampwank 

The British version of the Bumjob - When a toothless vagrant, preferably with straggly beard/moustache, proceeds to give a blowjob. More often than not for drugs or spare change
Last night I saw a homeless guy snorting lines off of the dude giving him a trampwank.
trampwank by Evilpaperclip May 9, 2016
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Trampanzee 

A bitch that looks identical to a chimpanzee.
Son: mom, I thought that monkeys we're only in the jungle and the zoo.
Mom: well son, I guess I was wrong. That's your local trampanzee. She looks like she should be in the zoo for sure.
Trampanzee by QueenyOmygodess January 26, 2018
When hoes relocate to a new area of residence outside their hometown.
Take yo' crawford county tramplant ass back across the bridge, and out of fort smith.
Tramplant by Ruperttherooster March 26, 2019

Trampanzee 

A foliage dwelling homeless fellow, sitting amongst the bushes in the park, 'masturbating' furiously and throwing his 'shit' at passers by.
'Look at the funny Trampanzee, mummy!'
Trampanzee by Howitt September 12, 2009

Trampanash 

I just saw a Trampanash in the bin
Trampanash by AviApi March 15, 2013
A tramplant, is a trampoline transplant. The exchanging or replacement of your trampoline
Man, I sure can't wait for my tramplant!
tramplant by Sexualbillboard March 29, 2017

Trainwanker 

Some one who uses a train everyday
Fam did yu see that yute getting a train that yute's a trainwanker blud
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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