tradewinds

The act of farting in someones mouth and then promptly kissing them

My girlfriend likes the smell of her own farts so much that I frequently partake in the commerce of fart trading, known as "Tradewinds"

by Nick Benson September 23, 2006

tijuana tradewind

The act of farting in a hair dryer while aiming the hot wind at your unsuspecting companion.

Summer breeze makes me feel fine, but that Tijuana tradewind almost made me vomit.