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track rider

A persons ability to ride a motorcycle properly and know what to do in a panic situation. this person won't have chicken strips on his tires and will know more then the basic skills that is required by the DMV.
Kurt was on his way to hooters and went into a turn too fast. luckily he's a track rider and knew to use trail braking to make the turn without causing an accident.
by kurt s May 29, 2013
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dirt track rider

a shit stabber, someone who takes it up the khyber, a fanatical bowler who uses the cadbury alley, mr mercury was one! dig?
the geezer likes to ride a dirt track track on occasion.
by mr_rider March 24, 2004
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Dirt Track Rider

To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.
You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.
by Uncle Hilly May 6, 2011
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Truck Rider

Someone who talks tough at the truck but can’t handle riding the course
Dude he’s such a truck rider, he can’t even keep up with the kid’s on the kid’s course.
by TwoTwoRider March 26, 2022
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Truck ricer

Like any normal ricer, a truck ricer has a lot of add ons and modifications that don’t do shit what so ever. Common characteristics of a truck ricer are but are not limited to: lifting your body 6 inches despite the axle remaining in the same position, a dumb ass exaust that makes your truck ridiculously loud and overly tinted windows, another awful characteristic of the tuck ricer is to lower it until it has almost no clearance which takes away most of the benefits of owning a truck in the first place
Asshole: “dude look at that low rider truck, that thing is sick bro”

Respectable individual: “that truck ricer is fucking awful and so are you”
by The virgin wizard June 20, 2018
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Nebraska Truck Ride

When a person from Nebraska asks someone to ride in their truck then drive to the back country and rape the shit out of them....Thats about it
Hey Brianna you wanna Nebraska Truck Ride
by Blah12798589789052 December 16, 2009
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RIDE THE TRICK PONY

Nothing to do with PEDOPHILIA as it is a negative event that occurs where you wish the positive event occurred instead.

It complicates your LIFE when this occurs.

Put into a model form by using RANDOMIZATION you choose from the two drawn weather it is the FRONT or the BACK or any other parse opposite for whatever you have on your mind that are opposites

Any song you listen to on the album by PAUL SIMON called ONE TRICK PONY.
You begin to RIDE THE TRICK PONY when there is no TOILET PAPER In that LAVATORY you just used.

You PARSE to RIDE THE TRICK PONY from the front:back TOILET PAPER:NO TOILET PAPER as your ASSHOLE is back in the saddle again with SHIT TO BOOT.

Using the RANDOMIZATION event attach to it the opposite and parse it through those personal LIFE EVENTS of yours in using the power of contextual meaning and personal experience to RIDE TH E TRICK PONY.

When you listen to any song on ONE TRICK PONY you RIDE THE TRICK PONY on whatever reminders come to your mind while you
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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