A Tracket is a piece of attire favoured in the Northeast of England, which is crafted from the finest grade tracksuit cotton and fashioned into an
evening jacket, forming the iconic: Tracket. It is
perfect combination of relaxed style and street cred needed when purchasing vodka for the
local high school kids (of course at a premium; a Tracket collection does not pay for itself!) or when needing to convince a bouncer that you are worthy of entering the
local discotheque, despite it being the stage of the night when you don't even know your own name. With Tracket on, it’
s Bruce Wayne, player!
Functionality is also paramount in the Tracket’
s appeal in that the expense and time wasted lining up for North East England’s only dry cleaner at which
Paul ‘Gazza’ Gascoigne’
s caravan of England 1990 World
Cup shirts are perpetually being cleaned, is not lost as it is washing machine (delicate-cycle) friendly. This puts you: Tracketer - owner of the tracket - in control and right where you wants to be; on the tiles and throwing the kind of shapes that only 12 pints of Stella on a Tuesday night and the flexibility of jacket fashioned out tracksuit material can let you perform!
“No ladies, my mum did not sew this for me... a mother of 12 in China did for Topshop. Oppression for £100 fits like a glove on an iron fist!”
Dave: The police locked me up last night...
Jim: Was is it because you were
drunk on the street, cursed relentlessly at that group of boy scouts, before kicking a guide dog and telling its owner to watch where they were going?
Dave: No, it’
s because I was wearing a Tracket.
Jim: Snap, lucky you didn’t have double denim on also, or that would be a 10 year
stretch!
