toughie pot

1. A strong toilet that can withold anything up to 5,000 lbs. It also can take anything anyone "drops off"; even White Castle. 2. A marijuana substance that gives someone the illusion of being very strong. 3. A strong person who will not take shit from anyone; nothing gets to them. 4. A metal bowl used for cooking that can withstand tough ingredients such as breaking screws into metal shavings and making gold shavings out of rough rocks.

EX 1: Toughie Pots were on sale today! I couldn't resist buying one since my toilet seat was demolished at that party I had last week.
EX 2: I had this toughie pot and I am ready to take on any mo*fo that comes at me! Bring it bitches!
EX 3: She can really be a toughie pot sometimes!
EX 4: Yesterday I used my toughie pot for the first time to make some bling out of my gold tooth that fell out, and it worked wonders!

toughie pot by Shan Juan Nessa February 4, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012