tortdog

A dog that bites; a litigator; also used to describe a strong-willed person or someone who is willing to make an argument; derived from the word "tort," which law defines as a wrong act committed.

That guy sure acts like a tortdog.

by Paul Masters December 23, 2006

trotdog

A hotdog or other tube-meat that causes diarrhea. Comes from the term "the trots" used to describe having diarrhea.

"Oh man, I feel so sick from that trotdog!"

by zidane207 October 8, 2008

Corporate Tortograph Theory

Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.

“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”

by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023