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toreto is the hottest man in the world, you drool just seeing him, he melts any woman, girls tend to want him, if you don’t want to kiss him you’re weird,he is hot as fuck,and you want him
when you see the toreto you say "OMG KISS ME"
Toreto by ScottSIm February 1, 2021
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Toreto is the worst person you'll ever meet. He shits bricks no joke and is very uncharming. Girls go OMFG RUN ITS TORETO when he comes around. Toreto also pees cucumber juice. He likes Daddy Frizzy and squats and when he does he farts and rips his pants. He has such hairy ass legs and is more of a ugly ass she-man.
"Omg toreto...RUN!"
toreto by efgrshtdytfh June 1, 2018
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A little girl wearing a pretty dress and ribbons in her hair.
Oh toetoe she heard her daddy saying she's the prettiest little girl in the world!
toetoe by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020
ĕ-tō(えっと) translates to "well.." as used in the begining of a sentence. It is similar to the "Umm.." "Ahh.." "Err.." when a person is searching for the right words(or at a lost for them). This phrase sounds very similar to the name of the subject of the song which is Tōĕtō. Due to the song's heavy play on words ĕ-tō is mostly left in its original form. Also, the phrase 猫かぶり("nekokaburi", a person wearing a cat hat) is a person pretending to be someone they're not. Basically someone who is to shy to speak to anyone. They are not otakus otakus
It's currently not a social problem right now because it usually happens to child starting kindergarten who has never been to Preschool.

The song Toeto is about a young girl who is shy to the point of running away and crying.
Mother: Why won't she interact with anyone in her class.

Doctor: Oh this is common, She is a Toeto she'll outgrow it by the time she goes to the first grade. She has to adapt.

Mother: Ok. Thank you so much.
Toeto by Mari Chan from NG August 1, 2010
A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020

Mike Toreno

Character in the video game San Andreas, and a very funny one at that. First seen in the mission 'Mike Toreno' and last seen in 'Home Coming'.
When we first meet Mike, he seems like just another member of the Yay-Smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency ('It's Not Important Which One'), and uses CJ to do the jobs he can't be seen pulling off. This includes jacking a Petrol Tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the Andromeda and stealing a Military Jet.
Needless to say, there are many people who think Toreno's missions are some of the best in the game.

Mike Toreno is voiced by actor James Woods.
'Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching... or listening... or both.' - Mike Toreno, 'Interdiction'
Mike Toreno by daizisntonfire September 6, 2005

tortoise position 

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.
I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
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